Hot Slut Of The Day!
Larry, the real Prime Minister of the United Kingdom!
Larry, the official cat of 10 Downing Street, has never been HSOTD, and for that reason alone the United Kingdom should permanently block Dlisted. But in my defense, I’ve been too busy shoving my nose up the freckled ass of the other hottest bitch in the UK to give Larry the proper tribute he deserves. But Larry’s finally getting it thanks to the video of him showing that he’s got the bobbies in check.
11-year-old Larry was adopted from a rescue shelter by Downing Street staff in 2011 and became the fourth pussy to officially hold the title of Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 13 pussies totally have held that position since 1925, but a cat has worked for the Head Bitches of England since the olden, olden days. Unlike the royal family, Chief Mouser Larry actually has a useful job to do: he keeps the mice away.
Because Larry holds such a prestigious position (although, he should’ve gotten written up for not keeping a constipated rat away from Downing Street), he deserves to be treated like a king, and he is. Cameras caught Larry patiently waiting outside of Number 10 in the cold rain, and cameras also caught the moment when it was confirmed who’s really in charge of running Britain. An officer standing guard noticed his boss (I’m just delivering the facts) standing in the rain and he knocked on the door so the wet pussy could be let inside.
You would think that Chief Mouser Larry would immediately fire that police officer for making him wait so long, and also fire whoever is in charge of opening the door for not sensing his greatness through the wood, but he’s a kind politician and tweeted this about police officers:
A serious point, if you’ll allow. The policeman stayed outside in the rain when I went into the warm Sometimes their duty is to assist us; sometimes it’s to save our lives. 23 police officers have been killed on duty since I came to No 10. They are missed.https://t.co/VJ1ga7Jl4X
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) November 20, 2018
A true leader! When Larry finally takes over and banishes the monarchy, I’m sure he’ll take pity on Prince Charles and give Charlie a job as his official door opener. A charitable king, Larry is!
Pic: YouTube