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Rhinestone Pigeon!
Fallen Feathers, a bird shelter in Peoria, AZ has put out a call to the owner of an opulent creature of feathery glamour who was found at an intersection while wearing an ultra luxurious rhinestone-encrusted vest. When a pigeon in some rhinestone cowboy luxuriousness flies into your life, you should immediately offer it champagne and caviar (or Sprite with white wine and boiled eggs if you’re a poor peasant) since it obviously prefers the finer things in life and is a creature of refinement. But when a pigeon in a rhinestone vest was found at an intersection Glendale, AZ, he was taken to the Fallen Feathers bird shelter where he’s living now. I hope that Fallen Feathers has a cashmere-wrapped gold perching rod on hand, because Rhinestone Pigeon’s delicate feets deserve to touch nothing less.
Jody Kieran, who owns and runs Fallen Feathers, tells Arizona Central that Rhinestone Pigeon is a young dude, and in case you couldn’t tell by his obviously-expensive couture ensemble, he was well taken care of. Fallen Feathers has posted about him on their Facebook page (including the above picture of Rhinestone Pigeon with his style icon) in hopes that his caretaker will be found. But if nobody comes forward, Rhinestone Pigeon will be offered to a human who can afford to slather him in the luxurious life he’s obviously accustomed to (your move, pigeon lover Mike Tyson). Specifically, a luxurious life that is free of depressing news shit and Trump’s face, thankyouverymuch.
Kieran said Fallen Feathers plans to wait about a month for someone to claim the pigeon before they put him up for adoption.
Pigeons, she noted, are more common pets than one might think, and their unique personalities actually make them great companions. This one, for example, likes to watch TV as long as it’s not a news channel — he prefers Westerns — she said.
Maybe that pigeon was really a drug pigeon and sold the drugs it was supposed to deliver and used that money to buy that stunning vest. Or maybe that pigeon really is the pigeon reincarnation of Liberace. We’ll know for sure if it’s reported that Rhinestone Pigeon was found pecking on the door of a plastic surgeon’s office and/or pecking at Michael Douglas’ face for wearing such cheaply hideous wigs to play him in that HBO biopic.
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