According to Us Weekly, Hayden Panettiere’s friends are concerned that her current relationship with stool molester (the wooden kind) Brian Hickerson is unhealthy. Hayden’s supposedly been behaving like she’s making up for all the Spring Breaks she missed because of her acting career. In addition to general foolery, the police visited Hayden, Brian, and Brian’s dad in South Carolina last month on a domestic disturbance call. In a statement to Access Hollywood, Brian said they’re just fine, and Hayden’s friends aren’t worried about her. He also wanted everybody to have a great day. He might be a bad influence-type but at least he’s a polite one.
To recap, an allegedly drunk-off-her-ass and panicking Hayden let the cops in when they arrived at David Hickerson’s home in Greenville, South Carolina. When they got there, Brian was allegedly chasing his dad with a Gatorade bottle. According to the police report, David was bleeding and had bruising on his face. Brian was put in handcuffs while police investigated but dad said he had just fallen. Uh huh.
Combine that mayhem with boozy barefoot dancing in parking lots, Hayden yakking up Long Island Iced Teas over balconies, her ex-fiance Wladimir Klitschko reportedly raising their three-year-old daughter in the Ukraine, and Brian admitting that he steals Hayden’s credit card when she’s sleeping to buy shit. This would all seem to indicate that Brian needs “PROBLEMATIC” stamped on his ass. Hickerson, however, has claimed that they’re just fine.
“Just to be clear, Hayden’s friends and family are not worried about her at all. Hayden is happy and healthy and so is our relationship. That is all I will comment on so please respect my privacy,” he told Access. “Have a great day.”
That last bit was nice. It should also be added that Brian’s being sued by his credit card company because he owes them $13,000. To that I say “ppsshht,” because who hasn’t owed significant amounts of cash to their credit card overseers? Brian effed up when he started dating a celebrity. That’s when people start talking about it. If you’re going to be a deadbeat, don’t date famous people.