Night Crumbs
Juliette Lewis decided to bring some funny to the tragicness of the California wildfires by posting a terrifying video of her screaming along to Brit Brit’s Work Bitch and begging for Our Lady of Cheetos to save the world. I can’t imagine the kind of Scientology auditing-session-gone-wrong shit that Juliette Lewis went through to snap like this and push L. Ron Hubbard to the side to declare Brit Brit her new God, but I’m into it – OMG Blog
Prince Charles’ big fancy royal 70th birthday party was yesterday, and sadly no pictures have been released of THE QUEEN giving Prince Philip a lap dance to Cardi B’s Money – Lainey Gossip
What in Party City costume of a 90s raver Tin Lady HELL Is Chanel West Coast wearing? – Drunken Stepfather
It was nice of a schoolmarm circa 1942 to let Keira Knightley wear the dress she usually wears to chaperone dances – Popoholic
Let me toss the glitter over former NFL football player Jeff Rohrer coming out and announcing he’s marrying his boyfriend. But let me blow the loser horn over him becoming the only NFL player in a same-sex marriage – Towleroad
If you were like me and thought that the Avatar sequels were only in the works and would eventually go to development hell, then let me break the horrible news to you that they’re actually done filming. Brace yourselves for more tail fucking – Pajiba
Poke at me when JWoww and her husband’s divorce story arc stunt is done and they announce they’re back together – Reality Tea
I just want to gobble down an entire pizza and lay down for three hours after reading Michael B. Jordan’s Creed body regimen – Celebitchy
Who knew that the Hammaconda is a fan of Erik Estrada? No offense to the Hammaconda who is offended at being compared to that skinny garden snake – SOW
Amy Schumer had to cancel a show because she’s laid up in the hospital with hyperemesis issues – Just Jared
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