Night Crumbs

November 14, 2018 / Posted by:

Should I check to see if my carbon monoxide detector is broken or not, because I actually want to see Netflix’s Dumplin’ (aka What Insatiable Should’ve Been) starring Jennifer Aniston as a Family Dollar version of Kirstie Alley’s Drop Dead Gorgeous character? I’m going to blame it on Dolly Parton, because this movie is infused with several gallons of Dolly, and Dolly is my religion – Lainey Gossip

If you haven’t had enough protein today, get some of Phoebe Price’s chicken nib nipple – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Either Tom Hiddleston is tweeting while stoned, or he’s starring in a revival of the Pinter play Betrayal, or both! – Pajiba

This is either satire or Megyn Kelly is spending her time making a serious biopic about Jesus. Although, if Megyn was a part of this, Jesus would definitely be blond-haired and blue-eyed – Towleroad

Uncomfortable because Andy Cohen wants to openly jack off from all the attention this drama has gotten, and he can’t? – Reality Tea

Amber Heard is giving you “bordello madam on her wedding day”Popoholic

Donna Mills deserves better than a tragic wig that looks like the tangled macrame hanging planter in my mom’s backyard – SOW

Prince Hot Ginge might be Prince Hot Freckled Bald Dome by the age of 50, and I still would – Celebitchy

Channing Tatum and Jessie J are social media official now – Just JaredĀ 

Rest in peace, Katherine MacGregor (aka Harriet Oleson from Little House on the Prairie), you are now in heaven, meddling in the lives of the angels – People

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