Hot Slut Of The Day!
The gym ghost fucker who went “viral” in China!
Yesterday, I bowed down to the Goddess Of Dick Sucking Miming, Jill Scott, so let’s keep the ghost-sexing worship going by bowing down to this furious ghost humper. It is Hump Day, after all. The New York Post (via Queerty) says that when a video popped up on the internet of this dude in Shanghai rage-thrusting the air like a 12-year-old boy sexing his pillow after learning first-hand (or should I say, first-pillow) what orgasming is, people made fun of him. The world is filled with jealous whores who either wish they were that work out foam mat or wish they could give it to that work out foam mat like that.
The dude attached a belt to a weight machine and repeatedly punched a folded mat with his crotch. I know as much about exercise as I know about, well, about exercise, but apparently this shit is good for your ass muscles. I don’t know if this makes his nalgas all muscly, but I do know that pad probably needed a cigarette (or vape pen) and a cold pack afterward. Because I doubt dude lubed that mat up first. Bitch gave it to it rough.
If dude is ever in the Southern California area and is need of a workout partner who will spot him by lying under him to provide more resistance, then I am happy to do so. I say “resistance,” because he will work out his abs from trying to control the heaves while looking at me as he humps. Yes, I am a personal trainer, and yes, I am more desperate and pathetic than ever.
Pic: YouTube