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JILL SCOTT!
Nearly every morning after I wake up, the first thing I do is curse the universe for not giving me the Out Of This World power of being able to stop time by touching fingers. Because then I’d touch my fingers and go back to bed. That power is the greatest snooze button that never was. Once I curse the gods for that, I do what any normal human does and check my phone. I glance at the Twitter trending topics, and this morning I saw that Jill Scott’s name was at the top. Jill Scott is only 46 years old, so I didn’t think that she took a long walk to heaven. And I was right. Jill Scott isn’t dead, but she did cause many to fall into a casket over her brilliant dick-sucking mime performance.
Jill Scott trended for the best reason to trend: her beej skills.
In a video from a performance that is being passed around, Jill made everyone proclaim, “I didn’t know that there was a PornHub Music Festival, and I didn’t know that Jill Scott was its HEADliner!” When Jill Scott gives a show, Jill Scott gives A SHOW! In the clip, Jill Scott performs the blowjob works on a ghost. When I say the “works,” I mean the works. Jill does some no-hands dick siphoning and shaft lickin’ action before busting out the two-handed pepper grinder move. Then she tickles the huevos dry, and made me tip in my chair backwards by licking her hand so she could tickle the huevos wet. And for her grand finale, she let the ghost bust a ghost nut all over her face, and she made sure to get a taste. I hope that ghost ate some ghost pineapple first.
Sorry, Marcel Marceau, but Jill Scott is now the greatest mime who ever mimed!
“Pfft, big deal, I blow myself and swallow my own load several times during my shows.” – Kanye West
Once everyone gagged (something Jill Scott never does, because she’s a pro) over Jill Scott becoming the Queen Of Peen Sucking Pantomime (Peentomime?), she let everyone know that we must be brand new to Jill Scott.
Hi. I sing/act out all kinds of stories. You should cum to my shows. After a Jill Scott show, most people get splendidly laid by whoever they came with?????? #iftheydontFitup #stopfrontinusuckdicktoo
They also usually go on 2happier, more productive, focused, wealthy lives.— ⭐Jill Scott⭐ (@missjillscott) November 13, 2018
Jill Scott isn’t only bringing my kind of entertainment, but she’s also showing us that if you don’t have a man and are in the mood to suck some dick, just make the air your man. And the good thing about making the air your man is that it won’t do that stupid move where it tells you to stick out your tongue so it can slap its dick on it. Or maybe the air does do that if it’s watched a lot of porn.
Pic: YouTube