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Archie, my new favorite hockey player!

If time machines were real, I’d use one to go back in time to 16 years ago so that I can ship my then-puppy-aged dog to Archie’s human for training. Because then maybe he would’ve made himself useful throughout all these years and done shit for me like hand me the remote control and my phone (“I’d hand you the phone all right, so your stupid ass could call someone for a clue.” – my dog).

Archie’s human has a fucked-up back, so he trained his pooch to help him out. During their daily walk, Archie’s human threw a rock for him to fetch, but Archie had other plans. Archie will gladly pick up a remote or phone for his human, but he draws the line at a stupid rock. So instead of picking it up, Archie messed with his human a bit by using the rock as a skate while doing the “hahaha, I ain’t picking up shit” slide.

Archie’s human had this to say about the video that has now gone viral (and yes, 6,500 views counts as viral these days, ok!?:

Archie, my border collie was 16-weeks-old when I got him. I suffer with back pain, so I taught him to pick up my remote control, my mobile telephone and more…One day, I kicked a brick off the path when I turned around, he was barking at it and trying to pick it up. Then he put his paws on it and started to skate along on it.

Archie’s human made a mistake by trying to make him fetch that rock. Because now Archie won’t be able to get the remote or phone. He’ll be too busy starring in Ice Capades and shooting the reboot of Ice Castles. Seriously, press mute on the video of Archie displaying his graceful figure skating skills and play the theme from Ice Castles instead. You will feel things.

Pic: YouTube