Afternoon Crumbs

November 12, 2018 / Posted by: Michael K

Jaden Smith declared at a festival hosted by Tyler, The Creator, that Tyler is his motherfucking boyfriend and has been his motherfucking boyfriend his whole life. Um, okay, but I thought that Jaden was already married to the moon and the ethereal thoughts of wisdom that he speaks were actually orgasm streams he lets out while humping his lover (I swear I’m not on the same shit as Jaden). But if Tyler is Jaden’s man, then congrats, and can he please hand his motherfucking boyfriend, a motherfucking Sharpie, because those motherfucking alien-on-meth peroxide brows are terrifying – Towleroad

Heidi Klum gives her cow milk fetishist fans some fap material – Drunken Stepfather

When a cast member from a TLC shit show gets arrested, the TLC casting agent who hired them gets its wings (read: a bonus) – Reality Tea

I see that celebrities brought out their bottom of the barrel ensembles for a bottom of the barrel awards show – Celebitchy

Counter: why you SHOULD install your own stripper people (because you can get some quick YouTube fame by busting your ass) – SOW

Just when I was starting to think that it’s been much too long (like 2 hours) since I’ve seen Emily RideAJetSki’s nalgitas, Emily RideAJetSki’s nalgitas pop up – Hollywood Tuna

Here’s Kat Dennings serving up some big-tittied Morticia Addams eleganza – Popoholic

No wonder Michelle Williams doesn’t want to fuck her fiancé – Pajiba

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian supposedly hired “private firefighters” to save their mansion – Just Jared

Pic: Wenn.com

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