Christmas Abbott From “Big Brother” Was Arrested For Allegedly Going Crazy On Her Man’s Side Piece’s Car 

November 7, 2018 / Posted by:

In Christmas’ defense, you’d be full of rage and always ready to beat a trick too if your parents named you Christmas Joye. Seriously, Christmas Joye Abbott. She was destined to bust the opposite of Christmas joy on the world.

Christmas was in the 19th season of Big Brother in the U.S., and broke her foot early on. But even with a broken foot, she competed and made it all the way to the final 3. Christmas proved that she can do a lot of things with a busted hoof, and a few months ago, she proved that she can do a lot of things while very pregnant. Like bust up the car of her man’s side piece. Christmas Joye brought the Summer Rage on a bitch.

TMZ says that on August 18, Christmas, who owns a CrossFit gym in Raleigh, NC, paid a visit to another CrossFit gym in Tampa, FL. A police report claims that Christmas was there to confront the alleged ho ho ho who was having an affair with the father of her unborn baby. Christmas was around 7 months pregnant at the time. The News & Observer says that Christmas got into the face of Samantha Morse of Tampa and asked the woman if she was fucking Christmas’ man, who has been identified as Santa Claus. No, her man is a trainer named Benjamin Bunn. Benjamin also owns the CrossFit gym in Tampa where this messiness reportedly went down.

Jennifer asked Christmas to leave, and that’s when Christmas called her a “pathetic home wrecking little slut” before throwing an iced coffee across the room. I’d be so offended if Christmas called me that. I mean, “little.” It’s “mega slut” to you, Christmas! Christmas also screamed at Benjamin who was there.

That’s not what got Christmas into trouble with the cops. Christmas left the gym, got into her Mercedes SUV, and allegedly rammed into Jennifer’s Honda before busting into reverse and ramming that shit again. When officers arrived, Christmas cried and explained to them that she just lost it because Benjamin’s wandering peen paid a visit to Jennifer. Christmas also kept screaming and raging at Jennifer, and officers had to grab her hand. Christmas moved to Tampa to be with Benjamin. This is how pregnant Christmas was in August:

Christmas was taken down to jail but wasn’t booked because she was so pregnant at the time. She turned herself in yesterday and was charged with felony criminal mischief.

Christmas gave birth to a boy on October 8, and continued on the legacy of “unique” names by naming him Loyal Atticus Abbott. Yes, that’s the name of a human boy, and not the name of a prep school that was shut down for hazing. Christmas really missed out an opportunity to keep with the holiday theme by naming her son Thanksgiving Comae Abbott or New Years Hangovere Abbott.

Because I always focus on what really matters in a story, here’s what Benjamin Bunn looks like without a top on:

It doesn’t look like Christmas and Benjamin are together anymore.

There’s a scientific explanation for why Christmas threw down a war on Jennifer and Jennifer’s Honda that August day in Tampa. It’s really not her fault. I mean:

7 month pregnancy hormones + Florida + a cheating slut of a boyfriend = THIS STORY.

It’s simple! Although, I’m not sure if Christmas can blame the Florida air on why she chose that baby name.

Pic: Tampa Police Department

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