Donald Trump Says He Can No Longer Comment On Ivanka’s Hotness. SAD!

There’s a lot of weird shit that goes on with Donald Trump (the hair, the excess marble, the…oh, you know the rest), so picking the weirdest is like trying to find a needle in a strangestack. One that I personally think about and often finding myself go “DA FUQ?!” is how he is creepily obsessed with how his daughter, Ivanka Trump, looks and how allegedly hot she is…until now. Trump has put more of an effort in campaigning ahead of today’s midterm elections than he has in the entire first two years of his presidency, and at a campaign stop in Cleveland, he took a few minutes to sing “Lament” from Evita over how the era of #MeToo means he can never call women like Ivanka “beautiful.” Presumably, that means he can never grab them by the meow meow either?

CNN says Donald claims he realizes it’s politically incorrect to call women beautiful, so he’ll stop. I believe he’ll stop doing that around the same time we start seeing people who attended Trump University say they had a quality education. This was his full statement:

“I know they’ll say this is nepotism, but the truth is, she’s a very, very — you’re not allowed to use the word beautiful anymore when you talk about women, no-no, you’re not allowed, it’s politically incorrect.

I will never call a woman beautiful again, and every man here raise your hand, you will never ever say your wife, your girlfriend, anybody is beautiful, so I’m not allowed to say because it’s my daughter Ivanka, but she’s really smart.”

I mean, it’s politically incorrect to do half the shit that has come from the Trump White House, including not having a dog, so please don’t stop this momentum at calling women “beautiful,” Don Don! The good news is that Trump just called Ivanka smart and didn’t say anything about her boobs or how he wishes he could have been like Quincy Jones. For the hyenas in the crowd who like it when the president is inappropriate and comments on someone’s looks, they aren’t totally at a loss. I’m sure he’ll always have the hot label to apply for Sean Hannity!

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