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Georgie Dann!
If you asked me a couple of weeks ago who Georgie Dann is, I’d reach deep into my asshole, and after pushing away Jimmy Hoffa’s severed arm and Kanye West’s lost sense of reason, I’d pull out a bullshit answer by saying, “Georgie Dann is a Steely Dan cover band fronted by Prince George and they perform exclusively in the Buckingham Palace dining room after family dinners.” But I learned about the existence of the real Georgie Dann thanks to reader CinnamonGirl who dropped him into my box as a HSOTD nomination.
Georgie Dann is a blossom sprouted out of the soils in France. He’s a classically trained singer who decided to grace Spain with his clit-hardening artistry in the 1970s. He’s had many hits, apparently, and CinnamonGirl slathered my eyes with one of his performances, and added this note:
As I was going about my day this important piece of glitter history was brought to my attention and I would like to nominate it for HSOTD!!!! It’s an old 70s song so I strongly believe a HSOTD title for this masterpiece is long overdue. You have named many animals HSOTD lately and guess what? There’s a pigeon in this video!!!! It has all the elements for HSOTD: glittery jumpsuits, luscious hair, a pigeon and dance moves that Beyonce wishes she could do! Una Paloma Blanca for HSOTD!! Please Michael, pleeeeease
There is a gigantic, terrifying pigeon in the video for Paloma Blanca, but the real spectacular feathered creatures of perfection are Georgie Dann and his sparkle-embedded swans. Google tells me that pigeons can fly up to 6,000 feet. Well, Georgie’s Erik Estrada meets Danny Osmond mane and his sparkle camel toe in Cher’s jumpsuit has flown me to the stars. And the prolapse-inducing moves of his back-up dancers have taken me even higher. Does a universe exist beyond the universe we know? Yes, and this video will take you there.
If you love the feeling of a good prolapse, shove your innards back into your body and prepare to prolapse again while watching Georgie Dann yodel about bimbos as he impregnates the floor with his hot cha-cha heels and his “Boca Raton grandpa on his way to the race track” ensemble.
Georgie Dann is still at it today, and this is what he looks like:
Same stunning helmet of locks. That’s probably because every time he tries to cut it, the scissors break themselves. They will not be an accessory to the murder of such glamour!
Pic: Amazon/Caytronics