For some people, Halloween is an excuse to get dressed up like a damn fool, but for others, it’s an annual tradition to play Halloween Bystander and watch what kind of over-the-top nonsense The Unofficial Halloween Queen, Heidi Klum, steps out in. She’s been everything: Michael Jackson’s Thriller werewolf, Jessica Rabbit, old Heidi Klum, skinless Heidi Klum, Heidi Klone. This year, Heidi and her boyfriend Tom Kaulitz went as the ogre Queen and King of the swamp, Fiona and Shrek from Shrek.
Heidi started planning her costume back in June in preparation for her 19th annual Halloween party, and that’s definitely the result of four months of work. Both Heidi and Tom are unrecognizable. Surprisingly, Heidi didn’t change her voice by having a voice modulator installed in her and Tom’s vocal cords to make them sound like Mike Myers and Cameron Diaz.
Heidi shared plenty of pictures and videos on social media of the two getting ready. I hope Heidi saved some of her Fiona mask, because without the nose she looks like a dead ringer for Mac from Mac & Me, and that’s a costume that needs to be done.
And here’s a terrifying up-close look at Heidi as Fiona:
Here’s even more nightmares, in case that didn’t scar you for life.
Heidi and Tom further committed to their costume by showing up to the party with a stroller full of Shrek babies and a soundtrack playing Smash Mouth. They also posed inside with Shrek himself, Mike Myers.
Heidi Klum, 45, and beau Tom Kaulitz, 29, pose with Mike Myers who played Shrek on the big screen https://t.co/PS737Kcolw
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) November 1, 2018
Okay, that’s how I know Heidi and Tom didn’t go full-Shrek. If Heidi really wanted to do Shrek and Fiona, they would have ate nothing but bugs, grubs, and trash, and caused all guests within 20 feet of them to gag on the smell of musty swamp farts and ass slime. Come on Heidi, do better!