What’s that Khloe? You got your mom a $14,000 Botox facial for her birthday? Kourtney, you ordered a gift basket filled with imported Italian greyhound puppies? All very kind gestures, but the best child came through and outdid you all on Kris Jenner’s 63rd birthday with a brand-new Ferrari. Rob, toss that handmade macaroni necklace behind the couch where it belongs, it just can’t compete with mama’s fancy new ride.
Kylie Jenner gifted her pimpager mother with Kris’ “dream car” – a 488 Gran Turismo Berlinetta red Ferrari that cost $250,000. That car will be driven through the Craig’s valet once before Kris claims the color clashes with her lipstick, and it’s given to Corey Gamble to use during his weekly salad runs for the girls.
Two years ago Kris claimed her dream car was a 1956 red Thunderbird, which she got for Christmas. That car learned a valuable lesson – whether you be a car, a husband, or a butt, eventually the Kardashian-Jenners will get tired of you and trade up.
Kylie debuted the car in her Instagram Stories, saying that she’s had the car for about two months and was taking it over to surprise her mother. Kris’ birthday isn’t until November 5th.
What we’re all forgetting is that Kylie’s big, expensive gift isn’t really that generous. Only a few months ago, Kylie appeared on the cover of Forbes next to a headline saying that she could potentially be the world’s youngest self-made billionaire. Kris is acting surprised in that video, but you know two months ago she leaned in close and whispered: “I know how much money you got in those pockets kid. I’ll take that Ferrari.”