I’ve always pictured Fergie as that “cool” aunt who engages with the youth in her family by saying things like “It’s Lit!” and “Turn Up!” while twerking to old skool Luke jams (and yes I used both Luke and “jams” because I am the male version of that aunt so shut up). She proved everyone right with my description when she brutally murdered the National Anthem at the NBA All Star Game earlier this year. And while the rest of the world was cringing, Golden State Warriors superstar Draymond Green spoke for all of us when the camera caught his expression of “Is this bitch serious?” Yes, Draymond, she was. And now her ex-husband Josh Duhamel is calling Draymond out for his not-so-subtle reaction and wants an apology immediately.
Josh recently sat down with FS1’s Kristine Leahy and Fergie’s disastrous performance came up. Josh quickly turned his attention to Draymond and how he should apologize like a “real man”.
— Kristine Leahy (@KristineLeahy) October 25, 2018
Bye Josh, go have several seats in a galaxy of Hell No! Because, honestly, Fergie should be apologizing to all of us for making us sit through that shit (which thankfully she had the sense to do after it happened). During that performance she looked and sounded how I would assume 2018’s version of a bootleg Blanche Devereaux would after one too many Mint Juleps during a hot flash. And although many, many people were quick to offer critique of her performance you really haven’t broken the internet until someone has taken your voice and created a trap beat out of it. Thankfully, that’s happened. And fellow Warriors superstar Stephen Curry posted a video to his Instagram of he and a few of his teammates (including Draymond) dancing along to Fergie’s unfortunate singing.
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Y’all, I can’t stop watching this video because IT’S LIT! The beat is hot. The guys are hot. It’s like the perfect combination of everything I look for whenever I go to the club. AND, get this, Fergie saw the video and actually liked it! She took to Twitter to express her approval.
— Fergie (@Fergie) October 27, 2018
So take that Josh! If she’s cool with it then you need to drop down and get your eagle on too. But I guess that’s hard to do when you’ve got a stick up your ass.