Jennifer Lopez–is here to drop some hints about her relationship status with former baseball star turned struggling millionaire Alex Rodriguez. Or the couple thought that they weren’t in the news nearly as much as Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande and so they decided now that they’re out, a new couple could slide right in to the limelight. Get in there kids! Strike while the iron is hot!
Us Weekly reports that J Lo stunted on everyone while out with Alex at Game 2 of the World Series. Engagement rumors started flooding the internet after 43-year-old Alex posted a video to his Instagram where 49-year-old J Lo does some kind of hand-signal while showing off a huge diamond ring, but on her right hand:
Apparently that hand sign she’s doing, like touching her nose and ears and shit, is a baseball sign? Unclear of it’s significance but I also don’t know anything about baseball, so…
Someone named Kimberly commented on A-Rod’s picture writing: “the sign I see is engagement” to which Alex replied: “Hi Kimberly!! Miss you guys,”.
Here’s my question: who the fuck is Kimberly? And why did A Rod shout out to her? He’s just replying to some basic commentator on his pics? I think that’s the real story here, because this is clearly a stunt.
Back in August, it was reported that Jennifer wasn’t going to rush into marriage (this time) but then when she was at the MTV Video Music Awards the same month, she called A-Rod her “twin soul“. It was reported that she was spotted with a diamond ring in September but the couple still haven’t made any comment on the matter.
Okay so, like, yeah, maybe it’s an engagement ring and she got confused and wore it on the wrong finger. But you know what is more likely? That Jennifer Lopez is insanely rich and has plenty of huge diamond rings. Like, she really must wander through her vault (I’m assuming she has a vault, like that’s how much money) and casually pick up a $50, 000 ring and say to herself: “I’ma fuck with the paparazzi today, get in the tabloids and boost a few new views on ‘Dinero’.” Meanwhile us regular-degular people out here thinking it’s a huge deal. Like maybe she’s not engaged, maybe she’s just a rich stunt queen?