Enrique Iglesias Wants You To Know He Starts The Day Boning Anna Kournikova

October 23, 2018 / Posted by:

I start my morning like I imagine most of you do: with a chip on my shoulder and a ravenous look on my face that won’t go away until I’ve downed a gallon of coffee. For the most elusive couple in the world, that doesn’t fly. The work day doesn’t start until a game of hide the salami has been completed! I gave up figuring out what was going on with Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournikova years ago, but they’ve made it last far longer than her tennis career and even had twins on the sly. They may not talk about jack shit in regard to their relationship, but Enrique finally broke rank to let you know the status of their relationship: it’s a hump-a-thon. Enrique kisses fans at night, but kisses Anna in the morning, I guess!

ET Canada says Enrique was on British talk show Lorraine, and he said reports are wrong claiming that he and Anna got married. While they may not have tied the knot, they do know how to get their freak on: “The sex is better than ever. That’s what I do for breakfast.” One reason the boning may still be on sizzling status is that they didn’t ruin it with marriage:

“It feels incredible [to be a dad].  When you’ve been with someone for quite a while the way I have, it’s like being married… No, I’m not [married]. I’d like to get married maybe in the future.”

Don’t ruin it, Enrique! The moment you go to the county courthouse and make it official is the day Anna only serves you a croissant for breakfast. And for those of us feeling the sads because we don’t get the sunrise sex special, just take a look at the Jimmy Dean mini sausage they serve tomorrow morning at the IHOP. It’s still likely bigger than the one Anna is getting. What?! He himself said it is! You can check out his whole interview below:

Pic: Wenn.com

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