Don’t hate me. I am but a humble servant to the news. The following post may be triggering for some. There are people involved that may inspire feelings of rage, doom, nausea, and eye-roll strain. Ok, here it goes. Kim Kardashian West went on Alec Baldwin’s new talk show and talked about how being with Kanye West has made her a more private person. Meanwhile, her naked ass is featured in the latest issue of the erotica magazine Richardson (not THAT one, but might as well be. Terry Richardson is a frequent contributor). Now, I’m going to summarize Kim’s thoughts on “privacy” and show you pictures of her naked body. Don’t say you weren’t warned.
According to People, Kim said on The Alec Baldwin Show (why, God, why), that husband Kanye West has completely changed her views on privacy. How’s that now? Well, before Kanye (BK), Kim used to always be looking for ways to draw attention to herself.
“We would get our hair and makeup done after we filmed the show. Then it was like…’what is the hottest restaurant in Hollywood? Where can I go? Where can I be seen? Who is there? What are they doing? Who is there?”
Yes, Kim. I too would like to know “who is there”? Has KKW ever asked a more prescient, self-reflective question? She continued:
“Everything had to be public for me back then,” she added.
“Now it’s, where can I go on vacation where nobody will see us? All I want is privacy. I never thought that I would be at that point,” she said.
Much to the consternation of jewel thieves everywhere I’m sure. I’m sorry, but didn’t we just see pictures of Kanye and Kim on vacation? Why yes we did, it was when she was telling us about family planning schedule.
But thanks to Kanye and his desperate quest for privacy, Kim has turned a new leaf. Who needs trendy restaurants when you have children you can use for props!
And titties you can use for props!
And speaking of titties, here’s Kim’s Richardson A9 cover. And yes, her face looks straight-up like Lady Gaga’s from the other night.
And here are all the private parts that lie within.
If this is “private Kim“, imagine the terrible secrets she’s too prudent to divulge.