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October 19, 2018 / Posted by:

Buckethead the Black Bear!

Show me a trick who says they’ve never gotten their head stuck in a plastic bucket after trying to eat some cheese balls, and I’ll show you a damn certified liar. Bears are on a roll on the HSOTD stroll. Within 30 days, I’ve paid homage to the dramatic bear who knows how to make an exit, and bowed down to the Fatty Fat Queen of Alaskan Bears. And now I’m worshiping the furry hero who nearly lost his head to get some cheese balls. He is the Britney Spears of black bears.

Staff from the¬†Wildlife and Heritage Service of the Maryland Department of Natural Resources said in a Facebook post that they spent three days trying to find a 100-pound black bear cub whose head got stuck in a cheese balls bucket. Thankfully, they found the bear and put his ass to sleep so they could free his head from the plastic prison it was in. Staff thinks it was either a bucket of cheese balls or pretzels, but let’s be real, what living thing would risk their head for some damn pretzels?!

The black bear cub is now free and is on the loose. Hopefully he learned a lesson from this. The lesson being that the next time he finds a bucket of cheese balls, wake up the humans in the tents, drag them out and force them to use their human hands to get those cheese balls for him. Don’t risk bucket suffocation, Buckethead Bear! Although, I’m sure it smelled delicious in there.

Pic: Maryland Department of Natural Resources

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