Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande may have broken up for the first time (that we know of; only sweet baby Jebus knows if it will be their last), but that doesn’t mean Ariana is sleeping alone at night. While the intense fire of her and Pete’s relationship may have dampened, she’s still in a committed relationship with a bed shitter. According to TMZ, Piggy Smalls, the couple’s micro pig, will stay with Ariana. TMZ says that while they were together when they “adopted” Piggy, Ariana “bought” her herself, which means Piggy actually is hers and hers alone. So not only were these two guilty of high crimes of TMI, they also dabbled in questionable pig trafficking practices.
The $100,000 engagement ring that Pete bought, presumably, with money he begged his mother to pull out of his college savings account (still had hope for her boy, bless her heart) has already been returned to him. Ariana doesn’t need or want it. Pete’s going to have to made some changes to the ring though, if he wants to give it to the next lady in his life (who I guess will be Maggie Rogers? I dunno, she’s SNL’s next female musical guest, scheduled for Nov. 3), because the ring was custom.
The ring — a 3.03 carat diamond set in platinum — was a one of a kind, made specifically for Grande, and took weeks to complete. We’re told there was no struggle over who’d keep the ring. He bought it in contemplation of marriage, and she was quick to fork it over.
At any rate, it looks like Ariana is wallowing in appropriate ways for a person her age getting over a 5-month relationship by posting melancholy Snapchat videos of her and Piggy. Honestly I can’t tell if that pig’s adorable little eyes are really that big, or if the filter is doing the heavy lifting. I do find Piggy’s butthole eyes much more appealing than I ever did Pete’s.