Kanye West Returned To Social Media And Ranted About Mind Control

October 15, 2018 / Posted by:

To recap what’s been going with Kanye West recently. There was the SNL rant, there was the MAGA Instagram rant, there was the White House Rant, there was an Apple Store rant, and now… we have a Twitter rant. The only place this guys hasn’t ranted is the corner of the street holding a homemade cardboard sign calling for the Apocalypse. See you there Saturday, Ye.

Us Weekly is reporting that Kanye is done with that whole social media blackout thing and is now back on the good stuff: AKA Tweeting nonsense to his millions of followers. It is a rollercoaster of “huh?” and it starts with these three videos, which are actually the ones which make the most sense of the bunch.

Not much to it, right? Don’t worry, he goes in in the next one, going on about “mind control” and how he is “Mensa-level” intelligence. Yup, sounds about right. Kanye is in Africa working on his new album Yandhi which I thought was supposed to be finished and released three weeks ago, but whatever: time is an illusion according to Kanye so I guess it’s still that same day he said it was going to be released?

The video is full-tilt madness and delusion and I would describe my experience watching it as “painful” but you can watch for yourself and decide. Some winning quotes include but are not limited to:

“When people try to tell me what to do, they are touching my brain.”

“The house is just never finished it’s costing money after money after money.”

“I will positive energy into the universe.”

“I am the best living recording artist. We, rather, because the spirits flow through me.”

“I am not crazy.”

And my personal favorite is this part of his rant where he talks about how horrible social media is… on his social media:

“I’m not worried about any type of blog or social media. Y’all already saw was a lie… Social media told you that Hillary was gonna win and she didn’t win. Social media told you that people didn’t like me but everybody loves me. Everybody loves Ye… Unprogram your minds.”

Unprogram your minds, kids. Everybody loves Ye… especially Kris Jenner who is cackling at all the years and years of Keeping Up A Kollective Konsciousness With the Kardashians plot lines she’s going to get out of this disaster. Here’s the full 10 minute long video from the 41-year-old father of three:

Did you catch the part where he claimed he was being touched by the spirits of Fela Kuti, Bob Marley and Tupac Shakur? This is hard to even joke about anymore because now he thinks he’s got spirits stuck inside of him. Leave it to Kanye West to bring his fuckery to the spirit realm.

He also posted a bunch of other videos which give a haunting look into the decay of Kanye’s touch with reality:

He also posted two pictures, one of his conversation with Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey talking about meditation, and a screenshot of a news article about prison reform and Donald Trump:

Saturday Night Live is having a gay-old-time over in New York. They keep cashing in on Kanye’s slow-moving trainwreck, bringing Alec Baldwin back to reference Kanye’s White House rant in their cold open this weekend:

I don’t know what to say about Kanye anymore. It hurts my head to try and follow what Kanye is trying to even mean with the words he garbles together and tosses our way. It makes me feel like a Kardashian doing any kind of math problem, and I want it to stop.

Pic: Wenn.com

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