Hollywood Life (via The Daily Mail) has a story about evil sorceress Angelina Jolie feeling nothing for getting on a married Brad Pitt and ruining his then-wife Jennifer Aniston’s life way back in 2004. As legend has it, Aniston was left wearing a lifelong veil of tears after Angie cast a black magic sex spell on Brad while they were filming Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Brad and Jennifer split the next year and it was shortly afterward that he started accompanying Angie on world-saving errands. Later, both stopped short of admitting that they were boning prior to his divorce but did reveal in separate interviews that they developed feelings for each other during filming of that movie. Remember when Aniston summed up Angie’s revelation with the withering and devastating “uncool”? Anyway, Brad and Angie went on to get married, raise a million children, and are currently in the midst of an untidy divorce. Angie reportedly regrets how the split and divorce are going but is still supposedly claiming “I don’t know her” when it comes to Aniston’s feelings.
Regrets, she has a few but they don’t involve the Friends chick. (Aniston went on to “gently separate” from hipster actor douche Justin Theroux.)
Sources close to her told Hollywood Life she’s never once been concerned with how the Friends actress may have felt about Angelina dating her estranged husband.
‘Angelina has many regrets after leaving Brad, but one thing she has never felt terrible about was any bad feelings Jen Aniston may have towards her,’ the insider claimed.
In the dead of night, when she’s drawing pentagrams in blood on her dungeon floor for the spell to cast on her next married man, Angie allegedly does stop and get a little wistful about the Brad situation. But Aniston isn’t a concern. In fact, Angie supposedly draws a blank when Aniston’s name is even brought up. She obviously doesn’t get basic cable (emphasis on “basic”) because there’s a Friends re-run on every other damn channel.
‘Angelina wonders how she could have communicated with Brad more, or how she could have helped him battle his demons better. So many things Angelina questions and/or feels regretful about concerning their relationship still haunt her, but she never worries about how her relationship or divorce may have affected Jen. Angelina simply never really worries or ever really thinks about Jen.’
It’s not like there’s going to be an awkward moment between them when they’re somehow both staying at the same high-end bikinis n’ margaritas resort down in Cabo Wabo. Aniston is a Cali – New York type of celeb and Angie spreads her shadows across the globe. Besides, direct sunlight on Angie might melt her into a pile of neutral-toned goo while screaming “What a world, what a world!”