When you’re a regular person with not many Instagram followers, like all of us, and you want to publicly call out a cheating slut trollop of a lying asshole ex, you gotta spray paint “cheating slut trollop of a lying asshole ex” on their car and then go down to their job, and scream at what a nasty piece of skeezer trash they are from the front lobby. But when you’re a YouTube star and celebrity with over 1 million Instagram followers, all you gotta do is use your fingers to air out your ex’s cum-stained dirty laundry in a 30-part Instagram Saga.
Fresh off from dramatically crying out tears while praising his friend St. Taylor Swift, Todrick dramatically cried out tears while using 60 tons of dynamite to put his ex on blast. Todrick’s dramatic Instagram Story is still up, if you want to read it there, but someone put it in an easy-to-follow YouTube video. The gist of it is that Todrick accused his curly-haired actor/dancer boyfriend (who has since deleted his Instagram) of lying, using him for jobs, passing that peen to others, and getting a new boyfriend while still with Todrick. Todrick starts off by announcing he’s accepting applications for a new boyfriend and then lays out what he’s looking for in a new man, but it’s basically just an excuse to decimate his ex. Todrick doesn’t name his ex at first, but he eventually hits the “fuck it” switch, and names names and shows text messages between them. Todrick directly speaks to his ex before posting his ex’s picture along with a warning to us all to avoid similar shady queens.
While Todrick’s friend Taylor Swift keeps it subtle when she drags an ex-boyfriend, Todrick doesn’t know the meaning of the word. This is like a dramatic Instagram re-telling of Whitney Houston’s It’s Not Right But It’s Okay. If you’re going to drag the ever-living life out an ex, this is how to do it. Todrick knocked the curl right out of his ex’s hair.
What got me is that Todrick shits on his ex for not expressing himself maturely, and yet he’s destroying his ex in an Instagram Story for all to see? If that ain’t petty, then someone needs to sit me down in the front row and teach me the real meaning. But let this be a lesson to all future boyfriends of Todrick Hall. Make sure you look extra cute in every picture you text him, because there’s a chance the world will eventually see it when he calls you out in an Instagram Story after you break up.