Hot Slut Of The Day!
The front desk dude who saved a little girl’s face from becoming a pancake!
If there’s a special place in Hell for people who laugh at others when they trip and fall, then I better pre-mark my belongings with a label that reads, “Forward To A Special Place In Hell,” because guilty! But this little girl’s innocent trip nearly turned into a serious MAN GIRL DOWN CODE 10 situation.
Redditor TrendyMoron posted a clip (via Mashable) from a surveillance camera of him working his job at a building somewhere when a little girl was coming through. While entering the building, the girl tripped right before getting to the automatic sliding glass doors. I’m guessing it was after-hours, because the sliding glass doors were locked. A girl tripping in front of sliding glass doors + sliding glass doors being locked = a nose-job-needing disaster!
But luckily, not all heroes wear capes. Some wear black shirts (I think) covered with coffee stains (from working the red eye). TrendyMoron’s reflexes are quicker than a horny virgin roadrunner’s first cum shot and he immediately hit the open button for the sliding glass doors. The girl still fell but her face didn’t go BOOM on that glass. Behold, a HERO in action. This is the real superhero movie of the weekend.
It’s a good thing for that little girl that TrendyMoron was working that door and not me. Because if it was my stoner-brain-having ass, I would’ve been asleep (Note to possible future employers: JOKING!) and after hearing a boom, I would’ve temporarily woken up, and screamed, “I’m trying to sleep here!”, into the air before going back to sleep.
Pic: YouTube