Afternoon Crumbs

October 5, 2018 / Posted by:

The new, really long trailer for Aquaman is out and it’s 5 minutes of bro jokes, Amber Heard in an off-brand Ariel wig from Halloween Town, a million tons of CGI, Nicole Kidman in a leftover The Twins wig from The Matrix, and zero, count ’em, zero shots of Jason Momoa’s bare nipples. That mess is an ocean movie and there’s no Momoa nip in the trailer? Refund! – Lainey Gossip

Jeff Lewis says that Bravo hasn’t renewed Flipping Out, but if it doesn’t get picked up again, he wants to do a show with Bethenny Frankel. If Jeff Lewis and Bethenny Frankel did a show together, they’d either eat each other alive, or the world’s population would be down (insert the number of people who’d actually watch that shit show) people because they’d all combust from the insufferableness of it all. Or both! – Reality Tea

Shawn Mendes may or may not be okay with James Charles slobbering over him in his Instagram comments, but he’s publicly saying he’s okay with it. Maybe because he really doesn’t want to feel the wrath of The Highlighters, or whatever the fuck James Charles’ fans call themselves – Towleroad

Tom Hiddleston was out walking with a “mystery brunette” and fuck she’s gorgeous and has such luscious hair. The Daily Mail is talking about the pooch, right? – Celebitchy

Want to bring some red carpet elegance to an event but are on a budget? Do what Christian Serratos did: Slap on a black bathing suit, take yourself down to a Jo-Ann and roll your body in some blue taffeta. Boom! Instant elegance on the cheap! – Popoholic

If you’re a sick bitch whose wet dream is to get off to Nanny from the new Muppet Babies talking porny, here you go – OMG Blog

VintageĀ M*A*S*H bulge – Kenneth In The (212)

Rita Ora could deliver a master class on how to cover up the bits while posing naked – Hollywood Tuna

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