In Case You Didn’t Already Figure It Out, The Brangelina Fight Is Not Even Close To Over
Remember when it was reported there was a truce in the Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie divorce? And then the next day we were all told there was no truce? Well, there was another truce reported at the end of September, and now it’s the beginning of October and I’m here to update you that there’s yet another story out saying there’s no truce.
Us Weekly reports that shit between Brad and Angie is as contentious as ever. They have a source who is spilling the piping hot tea meant to burn the skin of it’s enemies, specifically Angelina Jolie:
“There is no truce. Angie is extremely hard to deal with, period. She wants what she wants, and no one is going to tell her otherwise.”
Apparently after getting rid of her old lawyer, who seemed to have too much of a soul or human morality for Angie’s liking, she hired new counsel Samantha Bley DeJean (who sounds like a Dynasty lawyer villainess) and now things have intensified. The source, who is definitely not a Team Brad member, says:
“Angie is once again doing things that are interfering with Brad’s custodial time with the children. There have been several occasions in recent weeks in which the kids have been late, with Brad unable to reach anyone for answers.”
Angie and Brad have been fighting over custody for their six kids for what seems like a million centuries. Angie apparently still wants full custody with Brad getting Skype visits through an iPhone with a half-broken screen as she watches, or something. And Brad is still letting us know that Angie is Maleficent in real life and he is winning judges over.
These two never stop and probably will never stop. They are going to fight until the end of time, and when the apocalypse covers the earth they’ll still be fighting and we’ll still be hearing about fake truces. Angie is just waving that white flag and when Brad starts waving his, she says, “Just kidding. This isn’t a white flag. It’s a rag for you to wipe the deadbeat-dadness off of you!”
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