Open Post: Hosted By Duchess Kate’s Grand Return From Maternity Leave

October 2, 2018 / Posted by:

It’s been non-stop DUCHESS MEGHAN! PRINCE HOT GINGE! DUCHESS MEGHAN! PRINCE HOT GINGE! Well, those two can FINALLY take their wavin’ hands and smilin’ mouths to a spa for some much-much-much-needed rest, because Duchess Kate is back and her wavin’ hand and smilin’ mouth can take it from here.

A little over five months after Prince Louis, Kate and Prince William’s third child and Prince George’s second understudy, was pulled out of her body, she went back to work in London today. Well, technically, Kate went back to work temporarily a millisecond after a human came out of her body when she posed in front of the hospital with a 10-second-old Prince Louis in kitten heels and Annie drag. But today she worked a full day (45 minutes is a full day to a royal, okay, bitch?!) at Paddington Recreation Ground where she met and played with some kids from the Sayers Croft Trust’s Forest School.

The floors of the UK are probably covered with nothing but hair today, because People says that Duchess Kate debuted a SHOCKING NEW HAIRSTYLE (she cut like an inch off or something), so I’m sure everyone took a machete to their mane to be just like her. And because you care, Kate also wore some old Zara boots.

Kate played with the kids in the garden and before leaving she said,  “All I found were tiny slugs!” She added (no, she didn’t), “I also found a blond leech, but realized it was just Samantha Markle trying to hit me up for Meghan’s real number.

Pics: Wenn.com

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