Duchess Meghan ALLEGEDLY baked homemade banana bread for a tea time visit with a farming family in the Australian city of Dubbo. She would. I’m sure that the family took a bite of that banana bread and didn’t say, “It’s delicious, Duchess Meghan, and doesn’t at all taste like the banana bread from the bakery at [insert the name of the biggest grocery store in Dubbo here]!” – Lainey Gossip
Canadians ARE really polite, because if that giant bud dropped in my town, everyone would be elbowing each other in the throat to get to it to smoke – Towleroad
Okay, but where oh where is Dame Joan Collins?!!!!!!!!!? – Pajiba
What in white Storm from X-Men as a discount video ho HELL is Lily Allen wearing? – Drunken Stepfather
I don’t see “used diaper” on Kenya Moore’s diaper registry or I’m sure that’s exactly what Wig would get her – Reality Tea
If you’re a really hot woman, Amy Schumer feels bad for you – Celebitchy
Doesn’t everybody go to the grocery store in a bikini and a t-shirt on halfway? – Popoholic
Dear Tiffany Trump, if you want your dad to grab you and hug you, wear this – OMG Blog
Orange is the New Black is ending after its seventh season – Just Jared
My mom would say that Charo has been 67 for the past ten years, but who cares about that. Charo is an ageless swan no matter what – SOW
Diddy and Cassie began bumping fuck parts in 2007 after he signed her to his record label. Over a decade, Diddy and Cassie pretty much kept their love on the down-low (But is it keeping it on the down-low when nobody really cares in the first place? That is the question), and they broke up several times. There’s also been rumors of him passing his wandering peen to side tricks and stories about them getting messy. And now Cassie’s rep tells LoveBScott that the Dollar General version of Beyonce and Jay-Z are no more. People also confirms it. And because Diddy will topple and won’t be able to walk into an event unless he has a full-time human trophy at his side and he’s no longer got Cassie as his go-to accessory, he’s already got a new piece. That burning rubber sound you just heard is Drake skidding while sliding into Cassie’s DMs real fast.
In April, Javier Bardem admitted during an interview that he had doubts about Dylan Farrow’s allegations against Woody Allen. Javier added that the only way he’d stop working with Woody is if there was evidence proving that Woody is a creep of the highest order. Javier worked with Woody on Vicky Cristina Barcelona, a movie in which his wife Penelope Cruz ended up winning a Best Supporting Actress Oscar. So clearly Woody has some kind of special, weird place in his heart. A heart that probably has received many messages from the brain asking, “Are you sure you want to keep that creep Woody around?”
Hermione Granger has a type, and it ain’t big wands – it’s cold, hard cash! Emma Watson spent the first part of 2018 secretly dating Chord Overstreet then breaking up with him…and then getting back with him. Alas, like most of the U.S., she got tired of Glee and went back to her reliable source of D: big-business brains! Emma was spotted out in Mexico kissing up on a dude who most certainly wasn’t Chord. Or the Beast from Beauty and the Beast.
Master puppeteer Caroll Spinney is 84 years old and has spent a half-century giving life to a giant citrus-colored bird-brained mess (not to be confused with the citrus-colored bird-brained mess in the White House right now) and a trash-smelling lump of grouchiness (not to be confused with the trash-smelling lump of grouchiness writing this post). And now after a really long run, he has decided to retire from fisting a bitch. Well, retire from fisting a bitch for a check anyway.
Ross Butler Claims He’s Innocent Of Conspiring With Courtney Love To Murder Francis Bean’s Ex-Husband
Kurt Cobain‘s poor beleaguered guitar is in the news again. According to Page Six, Courtney Love’s young friend Ross Butler has responded to a lawsuit filed by Frances Bean’s shifty ex-husband Isaiah Silva claiming he did not enter into any kind of conspiracy to shake down or murder Isaiah. You may recall that the guitar Kurt played during his legendary appearance on MTV’s Unplugged was at the center of the drawn out divorce between Frances and Isaiah. The guitar was the only thing Isaiah got out of the divorce settlement, and earlier this year he filed a lawsuit against Courtney and several “accomplices”, including Ross and Sleazeball legend Sam Lutfi, for conspiring to break into his house with the intent to murder him and steal his precious guitar (the lawsuit claims “burglary, sexual battery and attempted murder”), all while this poor guitar was probably cowering in the corner, gently weeping.