Hot Slut Of The Day!
Marshall, the Ding Dong Dog!
My dog has gotten out a couple of times in his lifetime, and thankfully for me (but not thankfully for him), a neighbor usually recognizes him as my dog and brings him back home even though his eyes are clearly screaming, “¡ayúdame! That crazy gay sings show tunes all day and dresses me up as Louise from Gypsy so he can sing Together (Wherever We Go) to me!” What I’m getting at is that when my dog escapes, he would never know to go the front door if he wants back in. But Marshall apparently did.
In a video that Marshall’s human Greg Basel gave to Storyful, he paws at the door after getting out of his Spokane, Washington house on September 25. The camera on Greg’s Nest doorbell picked up Marshall pawing at the door to be let back in. I don’t know how old Marshall is, but he looks young. Typical youngin’! Sneaks out of the house late at night to get drunk and sniff on some bitch’s ass, and then can’t find a way to get back in so has to ring the doorbell and wake up mom and dad. I bet Marshall came up with some bullshit excuse like he took an Ambien and had no idea what happened. Roseanne, come get your pooch!
After a little pawing, someone finally let Marshall back in.
Did Greg Basel set it all up by waving a Pup-Peroni at Marshall before closing the door on him so he could paw at it? Probably, but just let me believe that there’s a furry ball of adorableness out there who knows how to use a Nest doorbell. Give me that!
Pic: YouTube