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September 29, 2018 / Posted by:

Yang Shurong, a master Chinese flutist who is so skilled at the Chinese flute that she can play it upside-down!

During a performance on September 23 at the Mid-Autumn Festival in the city of Qiqihar in the Chinese province of Heilongjiang, audience members nearly had to scream for an oxygen tank when their breath was taken away by Yang Shurong magically playing the cucurbit flute upside-down. The YouTube description says that Yang Shurong and lesser flute players (who were playing their flutes the “right way” like regular pesants) were playing Moonlight Over the Lotus Pond. One of the other flute players tried to let Yang, who organized the entire concert, know she was playing it wrong, but she wasn’t having it. How dare that other player try to correct the Queen of the Cucurbit Flute!

Apparently, she played the flute upside-down because that’s how it was given to her:

Reportedly Yang was playing that way because staff had passed the cucurbit flute to her backward, and she did not want to affect the performance by turning it around.

Yang held the flute in the incorrect position for the rest of the performance.

I am Yang Shurong and Yang Shurong is me. Because I’ll play the flute, the skin flute specifically, anyway it’s handed to me. I’ll play it right-side-up, upside down, sideways, in my mouth, in my ass, etc… That’s how a professional does it!

The YouTube description also delivers us some sad news. It claims that Yang Shurong was pulled from all future performances. They probably pulled her from performance out of jealousy! Or maybe she quit their little group because she knows she’s a worldwide upside-down flute star now and doesn’t need them. Or maybe every time she played the flute upside-down, magical animals would appear and dance on their heads, and it freaked everyone out. Weirdos.

Pic: YouTube

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