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September 24, 2018 / Posted by:

The two-headed snake of Virginia!

Stephanie Myers of Woodbridge, Virginia was in her yard two Sundays ago when she noticed a two-headed snake slithering around her neighbor’s flowerbed. Normally when you’d hear about a two-headed snake slithering around, you’d think, “I didn’t know Trump was doing a rally in Woodbridge and I didn’t know Jared was joining him,” or, “Oh, Pimp Mama Kris is just hunting for new souls to sacrifice to her maker Satan while in her true form, that’s all!” But this was an actual snake.

The Virginia Department of Game and Inland Fisheries was called in, and because a two-headed cooperhead snake, who is venomous apparently, is extremely rare, it was handed over to an experience viper keeper (“Is the whore pit viper keeper’s name Annie Duke?” asked Melissa Rivers). Herpetologist J.D. Kleopfer told USA Today that the two-headed trick is only two weeks old, and if it stayed in the wild, it may not have survived that long, because one head would want to do one thing, and the other head might want to do something different.

Snakes with such a mutation find it difficult to survive in the wild, Kleopfer said. That’s in part because the two heads often want to do “two different things.”

Kleopfer said the “little guy” probably wasn’t much of a danger. At its age, he said the viper was mainly attacking insects.

The snake shouldn’t alarm anyone, Kleopfer said. It’s his goal to help the snake stay alive.

The plan is to move the two-headed snake to a zoo somewhere. Here it is in action, and yes since I’m a certified hard-up peen slut, I looked at that long two-headed thing and thought, “Okay, I would.”

And many of you probably aren’t that impressed with today’s HSOTD, because you’ve seen and dated many snakes whose got two heads, and one leads them one way and the other, smaller one, leads them to another (read: into the crotch of a side trick).

Pic: Virginia Department of Game and Inland Fisheries

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