Night Crumbs

September 20, 2018 / Posted by:

Cary Fukunaga, the director who is responsible for many hos getting hospitalized with dehydration after thirsting over him, will direct the next Bond movie. This is just an awful decision, business wise, and the movie is going to take twice as long to shoot, because every time he yells “ACTION!” the cast and crew isn’t going to move. They’ll be too hypnotized by his beauty to do anything – Lainey GossipĀ 

I’m the definition of desperate, and I am not victim blaming here, but even I wouldn’t go into that house for some Grindr dick. Okay, maybe I would – Towleroad

The chick one looks like a Dollar Tree Kardashian, which is saying a lot since the Kardashians look like Dollar Tree Kardashians – Reality Tea

It was very sweet of the paparazzi to take a pregnant Hilary Duff’s picture instead of help her ass pick up that bottle – Drunken Stepfather

And I’m guessing that Kristen Bell chose to wear that tacky garment bag dress on a Sunday, because she was obviously high as hell when she did – Celebitchy

Here’s more pics of the new Bond director for everyone to cream over – Pajiba

Err, shouldn’t it be that Jessica Chastain is busting out like cherries? – Popoholic

I think Bert & Ernie went rogue on Sesame Street and officially came out with this song – SOW

Heidi Klum isn’t engaged to that Tokio Hotel dude yet – Just JaredĀ 


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