Remember the other day when Kanye West said he was moving back to Chicago full time? Well then you must have seen this next story coming: Kim Kardashian is not moving to Chicago full-time. Shocker.
E! News is reporting that while Kanye is gungho to move back to his hometown so he can have people lift his ego 24-hours a day without interruptions like other less-important celebrities being in his physical vicinity, Kim is less than thrilled. While TMZ says that they already found a house in Chicago, Kim herself will not be uprooting her life and heading to Chi Town just yet. I think it’s illegal for Kim Kardashian to leave Los Angeles. I think if she left Los Angeles the GDP would go down 10 points. A source said:
“Kim isn’t going to move to Chicago full time… She will be spending time there and supporting Kanye.”
The source continued by explaining that it all has to do with her business and her children, because all her work is in Los Angeles and her daughter North West is still in school in California so she “doesn’t want to uproot the kids.” E!’s source also states the fucking obvious by letting us know that Kanye is a mess and will likely change his mind:
“Kanye changes his mind about things often, so she isn’t going to make any big decisions… She is open to spending more time in Chicago, and they are talking about it.”
And yet another source (isn’t if funny that E! always has like nine sources for a Kardashian story? Like girls, don’t all text Ryan Seacrest at once, eh?) said that Kim is “open to having a second home base” in Chicago. They said:
“Kim feels her whole life is in L.A., and she isn’t ready to make drastic changes and move across the country… The plan is to travel there back and forth often, but not be permanent residents. Kanye is planning on spending more time in Chicago than Kim. This has been a long time coming for Kanye, and Kim is trying to be compromise and be a good partner. They have just started the process of looking into buying something.”
This all sounds like a familiar song to me. A song called “A Prelude To Divorce”. First it’s separate houses because he wants to live far away. Then it’s separate holidays because everyone is so busy with their separate lives. Then it’s “We’re great co-parents to the kids” and then, before you know it, we’re knee-deep in a Kardashian/West divorce drama playing out for three seasons of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.