Afternoon Crumbs

September 14, 2018 / Posted by:

Meanwhile at The Diamond Ball in NYC, RiRi showed bitches that she’s not going to let a little unnecessary thing called “going pee pee times” keep her from serving glamour in a knotted up duvet cover and a lace jumpsuit that Elvis should’ve worn during his wedding – Just Jared

Emma Stone must’ve been so excited to bust out poses with hot piece Cary Fukunaga that she forgot to put a blouse on over her negligee thing. And yes, I still think woman wear blouses over negligees. I am your grandma – Lainey Gossip

Denise Richards defended her wedding outfit, which now that I look at it, it looks like the look-for-less version of RiRi’s Diamond Ball ensemble – Reality Tea

Kate Beckinsale has hung up her vampire hunting leather catsuit for good, or so she says – Pajiba

Dear expensive ass skincare creams, Jamie Lee Curtis has got your number, hussy! – Celebitchy

Dolly Parton and Sia joined forces for a song that I really wouldn’t be into if Dolly Parton’s voice wasn’t on it – Towleroad

Oh, it’s just Aubrey O’Day redefining elegance again – Drunken Stepfather

Um, I haven’t looked outside today, but I’m guessing the sky is filled with nerd peens from them blowing off after seeing Emma Watson as Wonder Woman – Popoholic

It’s been a week, so soothe your nerves with a dose of Matt Boner and PUPPEHS! – SOW


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