Night Crumbs

People Magazine’s cover story this week is all about how Duchess Meghan is dealing with being a newbie royal and how she’s lost contact with some friends because she doesn’t know who to trust. Oh, DM, if you need a friend you can trust, get at me. I’ll be 100% honest with you, especially when I say, “Girl, Prince Hot Ginge doesn’t love you. PHG loves a certain skinny fat gay blogger from California and texts him pics of his 10 inch freckled crotch scepter. It is 10 inches, right?” – Celebitchy

Paulina Gretzky may have ended up getting engaged to a cheating slut of a golf player whose name is not Tiger Woods. Paulina erased her fiancé from her Instagram page, which for an Instagram model means that you’re more than dead to her – Lainey Gossip 

I got excited for a second thinking that the matriarch of the Pussycat Dolls wold be joining Real HouseWrecks of New York City – Reality Tea

The courts in France would explode with WTFery if someone told them that in America we’ve got children named Bronx Mowgli and Audio Science – Towleroad

Here’s Gigi Hadid modeling the perfect dress for a hot gold digger to wear to her sugar daddy’s funeral – Drunken Stepfather

I totally read Linda Bloodworth Thomason’s takedown of Les Moonves in the voice of Julia Sugarbaker – Pajiba

One reason to be jealous of Jennifer Love Hewitt: She got drunk with Betty White. JLove is going to go down in history as the human who achieved the greatest thing to achieve – SOW

Elegance IS Blake NotSoLively’s coochie slit lace socks (or pantyhose) – Popoholic

Warner Bros. is totally done with Henry Cavill as Superman but doesn’t want to say their done with Henry Cavill as Superman – Just Jared

And finally it’s Nicole Scherzinger doing the “squat peeing while making sure no one’s looking” position – Hollywood Tuna

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