Night Crumbs

September 12, 2018 / Posted by:

People Magazine’s cover story this week is all about how Duchess Meghan is dealing with being a newbie royal and how she’s lost contact with some friends because she doesn’t know who to trust. Oh, DM, if you need a friend you can trust, get at me. I’ll be 100% honest with you, especially when I say, “Girl, Prince Hot Ginge doesn’t love you. PHG loves a certain skinny fat gay blogger from California and texts him pics of his 10 inch freckled crotch scepter. It is 10 inches, right?” – Celebitchy

Paulina Gretzky may have ended up getting engaged to a cheating slut of a golf player whose name is not Tiger Woods. Paulina erased her fiancé from her Instagram page, which for an Instagram model means that you’re more than dead to her – Lainey Gossip 

I got excited for a second thinking that the matriarch of the Pussycat Dolls wold be joining Real HouseWrecks of New York CityReality Tea

The courts in France would explode with WTFery if someone told them that in America we’ve got children named Bronx Mowgli and Audio ScienceTowleroad

Here’s Gigi Hadid modeling the perfect dress for a hot gold digger to wear to her sugar daddy’s funeral – Drunken Stepfather

I totally read Linda Bloodworth Thomason’s takedown of Les Moonves in the voice of Julia SugarbakerPajiba

One reason to be jealous of Jennifer Love Hewitt: She got drunk with Betty White. JLove is going to go down in history as the human who achieved the greatest thing to achieve – SOW

Elegance IS Blake NotSoLively’s coochie slit lace socks (or pantyhose) – Popoholic

Warner Bros. is totally done with Henry Cavill as Superman but doesn’t want to say their done with Henry Cavill as Superman – Just Jared

And finally it’s Nicole Scherzinger doing the “squat peeing while making sure no one’s looking” position – Hollywood Tuna


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