Open Post: Hosted By An Albino Moose Killing A Lawn Mower

September 9, 2018 / Posted by:

Automated things are occasionally scary and menacing. I’m sure one of us has forgotten they turned the Roomba on one time and then beaten it to death with a broom because you thought that a wild animal somehow got in the house or we were being invaded by evil (and very short) outer space robots. *crickets* Well, maybe that only happens to people who drink. Anyway…

SBS News reports that this rare white moose in Sweden was taped by one Marianne Niklasson after she spotted it on a lawn while driving past.

“I never thought in my entire life that I would experience such a thing,” she told SVT News Varmland.

“He did not like the lawnmower,” Ms Niklasson said.

That would be an understatement because the white moose beat the shit out of that lawnmower. And on his third kick, he killed it dead! Roombas are kind of expensive, so we can assume this poor, dead lawnmower was too. And the kicker is that you can’t really sue a rare white moose. Sorry, unnamed Swedish lawn mower owner.

Pic: YouTube

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