Justin Bieber has decided that he wants to move back to Canada… full-time. Oh god, I never thought this would ever actually happen. I mean, it never happens! Ever! When people leave Canada to become famous stars they never come back! Well, apart from Celine Dion who is a national treasure and is probably contractually obliged to be in the country for at least four months out of the year. I’m in Canada, so excuse me as I try to lock the front doors while there’s still time.
According to a source speaking with Us Weekly, Justin “wants to make his full-time home in Canada. …He needs to get out of the LA, NYC scene.” Okay cool, move to the UK, don’t come here! We don’t want you! We are a country of elegant polite people, not people whose style is openly referred to as “scumbro”.
Apparently being super-famous and constantly followed is really bothering the 24-year-old now suddenly for some reason, and the source says that the last decade has just been “overwhelming for him.”
“He’s trying to climatize what a normal life should look like… He feels most at peace at home.”
The source meant: acclimatize, they probably didn’t know the word. Definitely a friend of Justin Bieber’s.
Don’t think this means anything about him and Hailey Baldwin breaking up, they’re still getting married. He didn’t waste half a million dollars for nothing, mama. But this source is contradicting earlier reports that the couple aren’t in a rush to marry by saying:
“They want to get married really soon… They didn’t hit pause… They want to make sure their day is perfect and exactly what they want.”
Apparently us Canadians can blame 21-year-old Hailey for the singer immigrating back into his own country, because she has been a calming influence on him:
“Justin is really in love with Hailey. He loves that she is super chill and down to do anything… Hailey has calmed Justin down a lot, and she has changed him as a man. He thinks she is his forever and considers her his best friend and soulmate.”
I don’t believe for one minute that these two will move to Canada full-time. There is no way Justin will be able to handle living in Canada. The only reason he doesn’t seem like a total asshole out in public is because it makes sense that someone would be annoyed with a paparazzi shouting: “Fuck you Justin! Don’t have time for a picture?!” Justin is going to come off as such a douchebag when he’s ignoring the Canadian paparazzi shouting: “Thank you for your time, Justin! Have a wonderful evening!” See, in Canada everyone is outwardly polite: not exactly an ideal environment for a precocious boy-man celebrity.