Night Crumbs
Pink’s husband Carey Hart went off on Instagram about how a diner at a restaurant dared to comment on the huge rash his 20-month-old son Jameson had. Jameson got the rash from hand, foot and mouth disease, which is pretty contagious. Carey didn’t get the support he was looking for and instead commenters shook their heads at him for taking a sick and contagious child to a public place. Carey clapped back at them for being so judgmental. I’m going to stop right now, because even reading about it is giving me a fever and the itchies. Besides, I already have chronic foot-in-mouth disease (like Carey), so I don’t need HFMD too – Celebitchy
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen say they’re in a sibling marriage, and some think they might mean that figuratively, but those some don’t know how one night, they exchanged rings made of the toe bones of a newborn while dancing around a bonfire under a blood moon – Lainey Gossip
The apocalypse could devour us all and Mel B would still be talking about the upcoming Spice Girls reunion tour – SOW
Luann de Lesseps isn’t allowed to have booze for a year, which should make things interesting during filming of Real Housewives of New York City since I get contact drunk just from watching them through a TV – Reality Tea
Church choirs everywhere are probably happy that RuPaul is gifting us with another Christmas album because they were probably tired of doing Jingle Dem Bells and I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus over and over again – Towleroad
Tilda Swinton doesn’t need a Swiffer when there’s Dakota Johnson sweeping the floor with her hair – OMG Blog
Serena Williams’ daughter isn’t getting a first birthday party because they’re witnesses of Jehovah – Just Jared
We should never forgive the 90s for introducing these unholy sunglasses in the first place – Popoholic
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