Afternoon Crumbs
Black-ish creator Kenya Barris is doing an interracial reboot of Bewitched for ABC. On the Dlisted podcast, I suggested La Toya Jackson for Endora, but now that I think about it, La Toya shouldn’t only play Endora, she should play Samantha and Tabitha too! BeToya’d! And if the Bewitched reboot needs a tagline, they can always go with: Well, our reboot can’t be worse than the movie – Pajiba
Meet the internet’s newest young ass crush, Noah Centineo, who is giving me “lost member of 98 Degrees” with those perfectly manicured brows and “lost member of One Direction” with that tousled llama hair – Lainey Gossip
Hmmm… now it makes sense. When I ordered a bottle of lube and a butt plug from Alexa, I got a bible, some holy water, and a book called Healing Homosexuality instead – Towleroad
Brandi Glanville says she “dated” Ryan Seacrest for a minute, but I guess he cut her before showing her off on the pap stroll – Reality Tea
Ben Affleck’s drinking apparently killed his thing with Lindsay Shookus – Celebitchy
Jake Shears or a skinnier Danny Pintauro starring as Blanche DuBois in a 70s gay porn remake of A Streetcar Named Desire? – Kenneth In The (212)
Um, if it’s not too much trouble, Lily-Rose Depp, can you move to the side so everyone get a clearer shot of the real star of this picture? – Popoholic
The same thing happens when you park next to Jon Hamm right before he gets a boner – OMG Blog
Nice try, Seacrest, but you still look short – Just Jared
Pic: ABC via Wenn.com