Afternoon Crumbs

August 24, 2018 / Posted by:

Black-ish creator Kenya Barris is doing an interracial reboot of Bewitched for ABC. On the Dlisted podcast, I suggested La Toya Jackson for Endora, but now that I think about it, La Toya shouldn’t only play Endora, she should play Samantha and Tabitha too! BeToya’d! And if the Bewitched reboot needs a tagline, they can always go with: Well, our reboot can’t be worse than the movie – Pajiba

Meet the internet’s newest young ass crush, Noah Centineo, who is giving me “lost member of 98 Degrees” with those perfectly manicured brows and “lost member of One Direction” with that tousled llama hair – Lainey Gossip

Hmmm… now it makes sense. When I ordered a bottle of lube and a butt plug from Alexa, I got a bible, some holy water, and a book called Healing Homosexuality instead – Towleroad

Brandi Glanville says she “datedRyan Seacrest for a minute, but I guess he cut her before showing her off on the pap stroll – Reality Tea

Ben Affleck’s drinking apparently killed his thing with Lindsay Shookus  – Celebitchy

Jake Shears or a skinnier Danny Pintauro starring as Blanche DuBois in a 70s gay porn remake of A Streetcar Named Desire? – Kenneth In The (212)

Um, if it’s not too much trouble, Lily-Rose Depp, can you move to the side so everyone get a clearer shot of the real star of this picture? – Popoholic

The same thing happens when you park next to Jon Hamm right before he gets a boner – OMG Blog

Nice try, Seacrest, but you still look short – Just Jared

Pic: ABC via Wenn.com 

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