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Sister Mary Jo Sobieck, God’s favorite pitcher! (Note to God-fearing power tops who want your tricks to know you’re a God-fearing power top: Go with the Grind name GodsFavoritePitcher.)

Sister Mary Jo, known to her students at Marian Catholic High School in Chicago Heights, IL as “Sister MoJo,” was invited by the Chicago White Sox to throw out the first ceremonial pitch at their game on Saturday. The students of Sister MoJo, who teaches theology, have already known about her greatness for years, but the world found out about her greatness on Saturday when she showed up and showed out at Guaranteed Rate Field (capitalism, thy name is Guaranteed Rate Field) by busting out a little elbow trick before throwing what people who know more about baseball than I do say was an “impressive” pitch. The eyeballs of the saints and angels in heaven blew out of their skulls from trying to follow that fast ball. The wind from that ball traveled all the way to Vatican City and knocked the Papa tiara right off of The Pope’s head:

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— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) August 19, 2018

After that clip of Sister MoJo’s skills went viral, the National Bobblehead Hall of Fame announced that they’re selling a special bobblehead of Sister MoJo.

If the Catholic church should ever crumble from all the non-stop priest pedophilia (yeah, right), Sister MoJo has a career in pitching to fall back on. Many Catholics don’t believe in reincarnation, but this should change their minds, because the reincarnation of Cy Young has been found!

Pic: @SINow