Open Post: Hosted By RiRi Avoiding The Hell Out Of The Bridal Bouquet 

August 20, 2018 / Posted by:

That picture is so blurry that if I told you it was Verdine White buying a shower puff at a Rite Aid, you probably wouldn’t call me a liar. But that’s RiRi doing the weddin’ strut as a bridesmaid at her best friend Sonita’s wedding in Barbados over the weekend. While at Sonita’s wedding, RiRi made it clear that the only time she wants to attend one of those things is when it doesn’t involve her getting a ball and chain in a tuxedo strapped to her ankle.

Video of Sonita throwing her bouquet made it onto Twitter, and in it, RiRi ducks and avoids that shit like I avoid Battleship while channel surfing for a movie to waste time on. RiRi ducked to the side and kept it moving as though someone screamed, “Look, it’s Drake!”

RiRi may or may not still be dating that Saudi Toyota billionaire Hassan Jameel. It was rumored that she dumped him because she gets tired of men. But then she was papped fighting with him. So if she’s still with him, then RiRi is so not me. Because if I was dating a billionaire and went to a wedding, the only ones who’d be ducking and swerving is the other tricks trying to catch the bouquet, because I’d be tackling them while screaming, “No, bitch, I need to get married next!

Pic: Instagram

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