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August 20, 2018 / Posted by: Michael K

Emma, the Usain Bolt of Pugs!

Or is Usain Bolt the Emma of humans? Sure Usain Bolt has 8 gold medals, holds world records in several races, and is considered the greatest sprinter of all time, but has his ass won the 50-meter sprint at the 9th International Pug Meeting? I think not. And let’s not even mention that Emma has never tested positive for a performance enhancing drug. Although, does waving a piece of sausage at her from the finishing line count as a performance enhancing drug? Don’t answer that.

Runner’s World says that the 9th International Pug Meeting went down in Berlin on August 18, and the event that brought out a sold-out crowd of MILLIONS (I’m guessing anyway) was the 50-meter race. Going into the race, 4-year-old Emma was already a two-time champion and ruled that bitch. There’s 60 Pugs out there who are masochists and love choking on the dust shooting off of Emma’s legendary paws of speed, because that’s how many Pugs dared to take on Emma. Emma won her third straight title after finishing the race in 5.87 seconds. Below is a clip of Emma’s trophy-wining sprint, as well as clips of the losers, including one at the 0:22 mark who is doing an A++++ impersonation of me on a Monday morning.

On Saturday night, the people of Berlin probably had their ear holes invaded by what they thought was the sound of a hippo with a loose ass repeatedly farting into a blowhorn. But it was just Emma snoring something extra after tiring herself in her latest championship race. Bitch earned it!

Pic: YouTube

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