Pups do the darndest things (“Like eat your bathing suit the day you’re supposed to be going to the beach!” – my dog at 4am today), but some are particularly special. Motocross rider Greg Vannorden was visiting his parents, and because Greg is so committed to his sport, he takes every opportunity to practice his craft – including visits with the family pet! He straddles his parent’s dog Brodie, who in a moment of an identity crisis, thinks he’s Greg’s dirt bike. I think a few of us wouldn’t mind being Greg’s pretend dirt bike, but that’s a different story.
Brodie growls to coincide with each Greg pretends to rev him up before finally walking away. I guess one of those growls must have meant, “I’m over this shit. Where’s my damn Alpo?” Brodie is a real inspiration because it means dogs can be trained to behave like machines! I’m going to train my dog to behave like an ATM, so when I press his left paw, he’ll belch out $20 bills. Eh, who am I kidding? He’d just shit out a slip of paper that reads, “Insufficient funds.”