Night Crumbs
Disney has completely power washed their hands of James Gunn, and as they do that, I’m sure Mickey, Goofy, and Donald are power washing their Twitter accounts of all their old pedophile and rape jokes. You know that shit is sucio to the eleventh power – Lainey Gossip
Here’s Jill Zarin serving “my old weed man” from the neck down and serving “my old weed man while high” in the face – Reality Tea
Amber Rose had a threesome with two things of papaya, because yeast infection be damned, I guess – Drunken Stepfather
On her 60th born day, Madonna has released the full video of her Met Gala performance and while watching it, I kept waiting for my mom’s favorite band the Benedictine Monks of Santo Domingo de Silos to show up – Towleroad
I was going to say that Christian Bale should write a crash diet book, but we already know he loses the chunk fast for a role by going on a diet solely consisting of air, dried water and the promise of another OSCUH – Pajiba
Yeah, I’m sure Justin Timberlake let his last publicist go, and she didn’t quit because she got tired of swallowing a bottle of Xanax to soothe her nerves every time his annoying ass cheesed it up – Celebitchy
Emma Stone wore the perfect look to wear if you’ve got a business meeting at 8:00pm and an 80s prom to go to at 8:30pm – Popoholic
Selena Gomez is either remembering that she used to wet hump on Justin Bieber or she’s really sad about being on a yacht – Hollywood Tuna
Okay, but James Corden should’ve carried Ariana Grande’s ass to Dunkin’ Donut’s so she could apologize to the relatives of the donut she spit on three years ago – SOW
Teyana Taylor dropped Jermih from her tour for acting like a diva, allegedly – Just Jared
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