Britney Spears is going to have to pay Kevin Federline some money, it seems. The Blast is reporting that the former Mr. Britney Spears is getting a check cut for $100,000 to cover the legal fees of their child support fight.
We know that things have been getting awkward between the two recently as KFed has been hungry for more money and Brit Brit’s Daddy has actually been trying to give it to him, but he wants even more. Kevin is already cashing in about $20,000 a month from Britney. And Daddy Spears tried offering another $10,000 a month, but that didn’t cut it for KFed, because he says she’s making $15 million per year from lip-syncing and waving her arms like she was directing plane traffic in Las Vegas.
And that money isn’t even all Britney pays for the kids. While the two have 50/50 custody of the kids, the money they spend on them is divided more like 99.9/0.01. Britney pays for: “private school, tutoring, all sports and extracurricular activities, clothing, electronics, computers, and phones.” So that leaves KFed to pay for the value meals from McDonald’s he feeds the kids. It’s called co-parenting, look it up.
Earlier this month the two were back in court to find out how much allowance KFed was hankering for, and that’s when the judge ordered Britney to pay the $100,000 in legal fees. Both sides were also ordered to pay $10,000 to a dispute resolution company.
Britney and KFed will be back in court in October to continue fighting over money. I hope by then Kevin realizes how lucky he is to even be on this Gravy Train and not to ask for a better seat. I hope Britney takes a minute to think about marrying that Muscle Hunk of hers since she really doesn’t need to be on the hook for paying two man-babies alimony. Daddy Spears is getting old, he can’t keep fighting with these men about his daughter’s money. Stay single Britney, let your dad use his hands to stir the Velveeta grits and not to deal with more paperwork.