Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 14, 2018 / Posted by:

Peacemaker Dog!

When it comes to a friend type, you’re either the messy drunk bitch who gets everyone kicked out of the club because you tried to fight a trick who looked at you wrong (and it turns out the trick just had a lazy eye). Or you’re the reasonable and level-headed bitch who tries to turn down the crazy on your messy drunk friend so you all don’t get kicked out and your buzz doesn’t get ruined. I love a messy drunk bitch, because they give you a good story, but today we’re honoring a reasonable and level-headed peacekeeper who kept a pussy battle royale from going down.

This viral clip isn’t even half-a-minute long, but it is more captivating, engrossing and masterfully cinematic than more big-budget thrillers out there. It starts with a cat in a harness (this must’ve been recorded outside of a leather club) assuming the “I’m about to whoop a trick” stance in front of their rival, who I’m guessing either stole their man, or worse, stole the fish head they found lying next to a dumpster outside of a Red Lobster. Just when that rage-filled pussy is about to get a trick together, the Gandhi of dogs sweeps, grabs the hot pussy by their harness and stops a cat war from happening. Never mind that the angry cat will probably never be able to show their pussy face around other cats again since they let a damn dog handle them, this is the most adorable visual definition of “hold me back, bro” ever.

So… here’s a dog who is all about keeping the peace and uses their pussy-grabbing skills for good instead of illegal evil. I know we’re all thinking it. This Dog 2020!

Pic: @m_rosry2012

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