Brad Pitt Feels Forced To Fight With Angelina Jolie In Their “Disgusting” Public Divorce

August 14, 2018 / Posted by:

The Blast has spoken to Brad’s publicist, I mean a source, who says that Brad Pitt is not pleased with how Angelina Jolie’s side is dealing with this now-public shit show. They had been quietly dealing with custody and child support for months and both teams had agreed it was best to keep all the drama on the low-down. They were going to have a private judge come in and help them divvy up their millions of dollars and hundreds of children in a fair and equitable manner. As we all know: it ain’t shake out like that.

After Angelina’s old divorce lawyer dropped her for allegedly being crazy, she got herself a new lawyer who was down to play dirty. That’s when any kind of private divorce agreement flew out the window. Angelina started holding out her hand and shouting: “Money please!” at Brad. She created a whole narrative where Brad was a deadbeat who never paid child support and she was a sad, poor housewife, alone with all those chirruns, trying to make ends meet while barely scraping by off of nourishment from Whole Foods.

The Blast’s source says that this public feud is all Angelina’s fault; Brad is only responding because he feels he’s forced to, but thinks the attention is “terrible for the kids,” and “disgusting”. The source says that Brad is hoping Angelina sees the error of her angry, angry ways and stops the public aggressions which are only hurting the children and completely her fault.

These two are really out for blood. Every day there’s a new story about a source revealing malevolent details about one of them. I’m sure it doesn’t help that Brad is currently filming a movie about a serial killer and Angelina is still in Maleficent mode. Maybe they should have gotten divorced while shooting a romcom or something? Their divorce would be less “I’m going to kill you and take everything you own!” and more “Let’s do a montage of signing alimony papers!”


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