Just because it seemed like Hailey Baldwin and Justin Bieber seemed to give as much time thinking about their engagement as the rest of us do debating whether or not Westworld is worth watching, we shouldn’t just assume they are in some mad dash to make it down the aisle. They know a thing or two about etiquette! Yeah, no they don’t. In news surely meant to prolong the suffering for one Miss Selena Gomez, Hailey and Justin are said to be holding off on getting married until sometime next year.
Page Six and TMZ are saying we shouldn’t take what seemed like a willy-nilly engagement as that, because Justin did things the proper way and asked her dad, Stephen Baldwin, for permission before he popped the question with a $400,000 rock. Silly me, I just figured the proper way to do anything with Stephen is turn on Fox News and distract him with a boxed set of Sean Hannity books. A snitch added, “Plus, it really was a further twist of the knife to Selena – all that dick ever gave her was crabs!” OK, fine, we don’t know that, and I made that up. The snitch actually said, “Justin’s been in love with her for a long time, so this didn’t just come from out of the blue.” Barf.
The TMZ report also takes time to shit on Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth, saying Hailey and Justin waiting until 2019 shouldn’t be viewed as them second-guessing like those two. Instead, they just think that they’ve already made the commitment, and that’s the most important part. OR it could be that the Sheraton Niagara Falls was all booked up for the rest of the year, and if you’re Canadian like Justin, you HAVE to get married at Niagara Falls and have a DJ playlist composed at least 40% with Celine Dion or the homeland won’t recognize your marriage. That’s definitely it.