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My Puppy Puddles!

This My Puppy Puddles is not to be confused with my real-life puppy puddles who’s got the olds so bad that he can’t hold his piss anymore and has to wear a gentlemanly cummerbund indoors at all times. Dlisted readers Mark and Lynne dropped My Puppy Puddles into the HSOTD suggestion box, and Mark says that it hit toy stores at the dawn of the greatest decade in the history of decades. It was a big plastic dog that would go pee pee times whenever you filled him up with water and squeezed his collar. My Puppy Puddles was like R. Kelly’s gateway drug.

Here’s a suggestion for HSOTD.  Puppy Puddles.  It came out in 1980 I think and was basically a toy dog that “drank” water when you squeezed it’s neck and then peed it out on it’s special pad.  It didn’t take much to entertain us back then.

My PP wasn’t the first golden showers toy. There were toys before it, like Baby Alive. And like Baby Alive, MY PP had a pissing ear worm of a jingle that stayed in brains for years. Thanks to this commercial, whenever I forget to put my dog’s diaper on and he pisses on the side of my couch, I’m going to sing, “My pupppppeh puddles only puddles where he notta….”

Those kids are either more drugged up than a cat about to get a bath, or they are half-paralyzed with wonder over how that puppy shaped water bottle is able to piss on a newspaper when you squeeze him. Definitely the latter.

Pic: eBay