Even though my brother lives there, I tell myself the state of New Jersey is populated only by the Real Housewives and some extras who show up to Kim D.’s Posh fashion show each season (“Fuck you.” – everyone who lives in New Jersey). Well, I guess Lil’ Kim is there, too, but in Real Housewives fashion, she was battling the threat of foreclosure on the mansion she’s struggling to pay for. Kim has managed to save it…but she’s walking on one narrow-ass line to keep it.
The Blast says a judge is giving Kim a second and final chance at having a roof over her head, and if she fucks this up, Nicki Minaj will perform her greatest hits album on the front lawn when the repo man comes and takes the house away. Kidding, kidding…Nicki is too busy making sure Cardi B doesn’t show up on her front lawn and do that.
Kim had to file for Chapter 13 bankruptcy with $4 million in debt and nearly $2 million in back taxes. Erm, maybe her friend Paris Hilton can donate some perfume for her to hawk on eBay and settle her issues with Uncle Sam?
The deal with the house payments is Kim has to immediately pay creditors over $32,000 to settle three missed payments. Going forward, she’ll pay a little over $10,000 each month, and if she misses a single payment, the judge will turn her into the little old woman who lived in her pasties, er, shoe.